This new year, fake your own death. Here’s how.
This might make your friends hate you. You tell your friends that you have the ability to drastically slow your pulse, simply with the power of your mind. They don’t believe you, so you offer to demonstrate.
With a friend feeling your strong-and-steady pulse, you appear to fall into a trance-like state. Your pulse slows dramatically. Your breathing becomes shallow. Your pulse slows even more… even… more… and… then…
Your eyes roll to the back of your head, and you slump forward in your chair, lifeless. Your friends FREAK. You have NO PULSE. You appear DEAD.
As their panic crescedos, your pulse starts up again, slowly at first, then faster and faster until it’s back to normal.
You sit up… smile… and try to decide what to name your new religion.
To download the instructions, CLICK HERE. This download will only be available for a day or two, so if you want it, get it now.
Update: Sorry, the link has expired. BUT… Take a look around on my website. You might just be able to find this available for download somewhere else.
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