A deathbed confession

Dying husband:I have something to tell you.
Wife:Shhh.  Don’t speak, honey.  Just rest.
Husband:No, I must confess – I had sex with 12 of your friends.
Wife:Shhh. I know. That’s why I poisoned you.

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About Nathan Allen

Part Magician. Part Comedian. Totally Dysfunctional.

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