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My interview on “Behind The Bricks”, the Las Vegas podcast geared for performers and fans of stand-up comedy. Essentially, it feels like a couple of performers talking shop backstage… We discuss the differences between performing comedy and magic, compare thoughts on interacting with audiences, gossip about other performers, share “hell gig” stories, etc.
If that type of “backstage” stuff interests you, just push play:

If the music player (above) isn’t working, CLICK HERE for a direct link to the MP3 audio file.

How To Eat Broken Glass

A Few Of My Favorite Jokes

Q: Why don’t blind people sky-dive very often?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Kid: “Mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?”
Mom: “Shut up, or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor.”

A guy in Wal-Mart buys: (1) microwave dinner, (1) six-pack of beer, and (1) sports-bloopers DVD. The lady at the checkout looks at him and asks, “You’re single, aren’t you?” The guy replies sarcastically, “How did you guess?”
The lady answers, “You’re really f*cking ugly.”

[more jokes!]