Razor blades and a really stupid woman
At last night’s show, an audience member insisted that my blades weren’t sharp (after I had just proven to everybody that they are very sharp).
She grabbed one and quickly sliced it across her own wrist – REPEATEDLY.
While she was slashing away – and BLEEDING – she kept insisting that it was “not that sharp.”
Would a comment such as “I sincerely hope that dumb bitch dies so she can’t breed” be too harsh?
Posted on July 22, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged attention whore, bleeding, blood, comedian, comedian in iowa, comedians, comedians in iowa, comedy, cry for help, cut, cutter, des moines, des moines comedian, des moines entertainer, des moines entertainment, des moines magician, emo, entertainer, entertainer in iowa, entertainers in iowa, entertainment, entertainment in iowa, funny, gore, humor, iowa, iowa comedian, iowa comedians, iowa entertainer, iowa entertainers, iowa entertainment, iowa magician, iowa magicians, jokes, live comedy, live entertainment, live magic, magic, magician, magician in iowa, magicians, magicians in iowa, razor, razor blade, razor blades, scary, self destruction, slash, slasher, slice, stupid people, suicidal, suicide, violence. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.